I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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