either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Boobs speak an international language.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
