Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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