i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
smell my finger.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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