So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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