Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Randomize
