i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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