Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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