she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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