You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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