$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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