I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize