How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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