Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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