Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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