Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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