gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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