Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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