HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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