Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she peed on how many people?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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