I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm passing your future prison.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
