So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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