Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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