Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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Do I have a choice?
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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