Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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