they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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