if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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