Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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