Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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