she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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