i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I would ride that face into the sunset
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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