I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Randomize
