I seem to have left my pride at pride
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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