We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
