No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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