I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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