If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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