roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
People in love make me want to vomit
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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