My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
we should paint friendship bongs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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