If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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