are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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