brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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