hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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