I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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