not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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