May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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