What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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