Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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