You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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