So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
