she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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