Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
When are your genitals available?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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