i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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