Ambien. No doubt about it.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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